What movies have not aged well?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Is it true that most women like alpha males?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Do all you people that took the "jab" feel lied to yet?

Live and Let Die

From Russia With Love

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why won't my mom let me come home if I'm homeless?

-J W Pepper

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What does success really mean to you? Is it about happiness, money, or something else?

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Octopussy

Do all rocket engines emit harmful gases into the atmosphere during launch?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What was it like being spanked as a kid?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Dr No

How far back into your childhood can your remember and what is your favorite memory of that time?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Ah so!”

Goldfinger

Do Americans realize how much goodwill and credibility they've lost in the past two weeks?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

I have been married for 34 years, and I found out my wife lied, and cheated a lot back before we got married. Does she not change, or is it possible she is still a cheater?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why are fewer English people going to their local pubs for a drink? Are they aware that many pubs are shutting down due to lack of customers?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Moonraker

What causes you to be tired all the time and major headaches?